
So, the day before I left for vacation, we had a bit of an emergency in the office. Without being too graphic, let's just say that the Big Boss' private restroom had a bit of a downward flow problem. He had just left for vacation, and we had a skeleton crew in the office...so my immediate boss and I were left with the er...um...mess. Enough time had passed (pun intended) for his entire office and the hall to be floating (again) in toilet water.
Now, I know that there are a million funny turn of phrases to insert into this entry...
...but I realize now why he is the Big Boss. :)
It all sounds so horrific, "What did you do before the holiday?"
"Oh, not much, just cleaned up the boss' private office, bathroom eruption...that man loves him some breakfast muffins!"
Here is the email that my immediate boss sent out at the end of the day (names withheld to protect the guilty):
Big Boss,
Erik & I just cleaned up a leak caused by your blocked office toilet. We had to break and enter. I guess you had quite the feast for Xmas? The water appears to have dripped down mostly into open floor space in below showroom, but there were a few drips on at least one of their alcoves. It doesn't appear any of their furnishings or fabrics were affected.
The water went into the closet next to your bathroom and so any boxes sitting on the floor were sitting in water. So, from now on when you talk about the brown slip we'll know what exactly you mean...
Happy Hew Year!